Posted 7 hours ago

ieatscenekidsforbreakfast:

Do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it

Not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

that’s the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

(Source: twinmachines)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

When someone wakes me up:

nicoosuxx:

(Source: sixfeetundermycock)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

Posted 9 hours ago

omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

Posted 9 hours ago

ablogorsomething:

fangirlingforeverz:

lizawithazed:rexiv:

Melanism

(the opposite of Albinism)

Gorgeous.

Wow, I didn’t even know that this existed!

That snake though omg baddest ass creature of all time

Posted 9 hours ago

eyes-focus:

iamthesierra:

mal0ne12:

findthatwhore:

anarchymydear:

Marriage Proposal of the Day

No. Fuck no. No. Seriously. How the fuck am I ever supposed to compete with this.

Life isn’t freaking fair asdhufvskufhgbesg

This man is a fucking genius

OH MY GOD! <33 No one will EVER top this.

no. seriously what is life. Fucking cutest thing I have ever seen in my life <3

what if she had said no……

i am seriously crying

I cried.

(Source: thedailywhat)

Posted 11 hours ago